OMG YOU GUYS I HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH THE CITY COUNCIL OMG SQUEE FFS YAY. IT'S FOR THE JOB FOR WAT I APPLIED FOR AT FOR THE KENNELS IN SHIRLEY FOR ALL THE HOMELESS DOGGIES. I BET IT WILL BE MOSTLY STAFFIES AWWW. SHIT. HALP. IDK WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO INTERVIEWS AND THAT AND OMG WAT DO YOU SAY AT THEM.

I know last week I was all excited about just being a dog walker on my own but I am a bit scared of my future of walking the rockwanglers 'cause they are a pair of ignorant bell ends and today Ted chased a cow all the way around the whole New Forest and wouldn't even look at me when I was screaming at him. I don't think I want to be responsible for other people's bad recall training anymore. And these dogs at the kennels are gonna be sad dogs so I kinda wanna give them some lovely halps. So, the choice to be made: 2-3 hour working days with loony spoilt rich dogs or long gruelling work days in cold, noisy kennels, helping sad dogs for GOOD STABLE MONEY and I'll be healthier and less lazy.

I think I'll go for it. It has a future I suppose. It's working for the COUNCIL. So I could possibly work my way up and rule the world kennels and end up being city dog warden or some shit.

BTW toof still hurts. Been four days now ffs.